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Hello
Surflet!
Cedric!
Put the kettle on. We have a visitor. Now where's my
keyboard?......Ah here it is. Don't worry surflets,
I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read
fast.
Okay
nosey. So you want to know about me? Well I'm the Technical
Architect for MilngavieOnline.com. Basically, I deal
with the backroom stuff - the nuts and bolts if you
will. I've done a number of jobs in my time from Toilet
Tester, Worm Farmer, Stunt Monkey, Circus Trapeze Performer
(forced to give that up after shattering my hip in a
nasty 30 foot tumble).....Prior to joining MilngavieOnline.com
I had a very important job, with more than 400 people
under me. I cut grass at a cemetary.
I'm
also President of the Milngavie Banana Appreciation
Society. What can I say? Bananas are the greatest food
a monkey can have! I eat them constantly (400-500 a
week), but simply can't get enough of the delicious,
juicy fruit!
I've
been eating Bananas since I was a youngster. While in
Kindergarten I was offered my first bite of a Banana,
and I almost screamed with pleasure!
In
2000, to celebrate the Millenium I decided to test my
devotion to Bananas. "How does a monkey test her
devotion to Bananas?" you may be asking yourself.
Well, I'll tell you. Every spare penny I had went toward
purchasing Bananas. Times were tough, but by the end
of the first month I had over 14,000 Bananas. If you
haven't guessed by now, I decided to build my dream
house entirely out of Bananas. Yes, it's true!
At
October 2000 I had an impressive total of 120,000 Bananas.
After repeated trips to Milngavies Tesco's, the collection
slowly grew to total 195,000 Bananas by February 2001.
My goal had been met, and so I began the difficult task
of "squashing" Banana to Banana. But the work
was a pleasure, and I passed the hours by bellowing
out Celean Dion songs.
The
glorious four bedroom Banana house has now been completed
for three weeks, and I couldn't be happier. Every time
I enter my driveway I am reminded of Bananas....monkey
heaven! And I have more friends than ever (Bananas are
a real "people magnet").
Well,
that's enough drivel and gossip for one day. It's time
I got back to work. And don't you go pestering me again!
Molly
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