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CONTACT
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Dear
Surflet,
My
name is Bongo and I am a Siamese cat. I currently work
as a Usability Consultantant for MilngavieOnline.com.
Prior to joining I worked as a Rodent Exterminator for
Milngavie Council. "No Rodent too Big or Small"
- that was my motto. As you can see I'm computer literate.
I taught myself to type. Admittedly, since I have no
opposable claws, it was difficult. But I'm clearly no
dummy!
Life
in Milngavie has been very pleasant. In my younger years
I kept myself busy by joyfully slaughtering scores of
small animals (mice, birds, etc) and patrolling the
Milngavie district. My energy level has always been
high since I eat well and drink plenty of water (milk
gives me the runs).
In
my "middle years," I slowed down a bit, but
I still managed to kill my share of miserable, little
neighborhood creatures. In 1997 (aged 7 or 49 to you)
I had the zest to bring down a pheasant! It fought like
a champion, but I eventually managed to snap its neck
like an autumn twig!
In
1999 (aged 10 or 70 to you) I was hit by a car which
broke my leg and pissed me off (the bastard was speeding).
For a month I was unable to go outside and had to wear
a ridiculous Elizabethan collar to prevent me from licking
the wound. Unfortunately, a few months later arthritis
developed in my injured leg. Therefore, I was forced
to take early retirement from the Council.
Shortly
afterwards I decided to retrain - completing a Masters
in IT with the Open University. It wasn't easy, but
I guess that you can teach an old cat new tricks! Straight
after graduating I started work with MilngavieOnline.com.
It
has a staff canteen which serves delicious portions
of Whiskas - my favourite is Rabbit & Turkey - and
I feel warm and loved. Molly "sneaks" me extra
portions of Whiskas - she's one cool monkey. Molly likes
to brush me too, and this makes me feel great all over!
And she cleans out my litter box regularly, something
Jumbo and Cedric apparently find frivolous.
Well
it's 2001 and I'm a "senior cat" looking forward
to many happy years with MilngavieOline.com. I ocassionally
do freelance work for the Council, but mostly I opt
for leisurely days in the office, working with my assistant
Junior.
Always
landing on my feet
Bongo
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